The day the demi-leader complained about the soap...

The Demi-Leader (whose feet deserve DAW to be shod in Ferragamo Shoes) on a very rare occasion, wandered into the common loo at the second floor. Lo and behold, when he exited, he immediately berated a restroom "volunteer" (They don't actually volunteer. They just think they did.) because the hand soap was too small. I can still remember her face when she told me the story. She was trying not to have an outburst, but I think the poor woman and I were thinking the same thing:

You ungrateful H-O-B (husband of a *@#%). How dare you complain about the soap when you can't even cough up the small amount needed to buy it? It was the poor volunteer's hard-earned money that was used to purchase that soap!

I couldn't believe it then, and I can't believe it now. This freeloader (who has deluded himself into thinking he's a leader) had the gall to complain!? ANG KAPAL! Ano 'to, fiefdom? Saka saang planeta ba may sabon na hindi nauubos?

Amazing how he betrayed himself just by doing that. Nakaasa na nga sa pera ng ibang tao, nagrereklamo pa. Gusto mo ng sabon? Humingi ka sa asawa mo. Nasa cabinet lang naman niya lahat ng kinamkam niyong salapi.