FISH TAYO!

what did i tell you?
would you believe i can tell the future? o ha! o ha!

the same morning i posted "mental telepono", a crazy cultist texted me, asking me to stop writing about the crazy cult for peace's sake. the cultist said it was foul to do such a thing. here's my answer to that heart warming message:

dear CC,

this is my blog, for my friends to read (and i don't have friends who belong to your cult). in case you don't understand, let me explain what blog means ha. a blog is an on-line journal. it's like a diary, but it's on the net. it's a personal journal. it's a tool to express oneself. i'll say it again, you have no control over this. your idea of peace is pure bull. peace isn't when your little bubble of lies and double standards remains unchallenged. peace isn't about the reign of one family going unquestioned. don't threaten me with peace. you don't know what it is. but, you seem to have a good grasp of martial law.

if you can't take seeing these things on the internet, would you prefer to see them in the papers? or on TV? because if you do, i'd be more than happy to oblige :-) mahilig naman kayong lumabas sa TV diba?

merry christmas! and thank you for patronizing crazy cult!

ps. i have a gift for anyone who can give me the right answer to this question: sino ang nagkaroon ng bagong kotse pagkatapos mag-tithe ni a.d.? sino-sino ang nagkaroon ng mont blanc pens pagkatapos mag-tithe ni a.d.?

MENTAL TELEPONO

certain members of the crazy cult are freaking out over a certain southpark cartoon in my blog. an ex-cultist tried as subtly as possible to confirm with my husband if a cartoon does exist, and "may baby na pala kayo".

huh?

my husband and i wondered where on earth the crazy cultists could have gotten the idea. why, friendster, of course!

a priest friend of mine describes the crazy cult as highly co-dependent in nature. co-dependents are people related to people with any form of addiction. one of the most obvious "symptoms" of co-dependents is their penchant for control ( as in pakikialam). they try to control things that are NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS, basically because they have lost control over what matters most, particularly, the addiction of their relative. (FYI, the other hallmark of co-dependence is denial )

these cultists are such control freaks that when PI's best friend left the cult, PI's sister actually had someone ask that person many months later, who her new best friend is, now that she's left the cult. hello? exhibit A of "super pakialamera".

kung sabagay, when we were in the crazy cult, we actually had to ask our elders permission to meet our own family. ridiculous ain't it? and you know, they actually say no. as in "no you can't attend that family gathering because the Bible says..."

so now that we're out of the cult, here's a simple way to torture crazy cultists and control freaks: let them realize they know absolutely nothing about you! it drives them nuts because they can't control something they know nothing about. for example: when my husband and i left the cult, they all thought we had just resumed our relationship. they had no idea we were already married! hehehe. so when they found out a year later, a certain cultist jokingly held me by the neck and said "why didn't you tell me you're married?" of course my answer was: because the best way to torture control freaks is to let them know they know absolutely nothing. to which he answered: you mean i'm a control freak? i smiled, and in my mind i said "well, your wife is.."

and so, these pathetic crazy cultists, in their vain attempts to have even but a finger in our lives, search our profile on friendster, dig up our albums and blogs, and find people to confirm the info. how amusing these cultists are turning out to be. certainly more entertaining than the PI show. you know the evil one was once into witchcraft. i wouldn't be surprised if, in her desperation, she tries some mental telepono to get to me. sorry ka na lang. busy ang telepono ko.

to the evil one, and all your minions, this is life outside the crazy cult. you have no control over me or what i think, say, and do. and i think you're evil, and i say you're evil, and i do put it in my blog, and there's nothing you can do about it. so deal with it.